I can't believe I survived and without help, I wouldn't have. February looked like this.
1.Dye wool. Have burner crap out. Friend sends 2 more usually used for cooking critters from a bayou. Achieve the melting point of aluminum in about 5 minutes and unintentionally felted 2 lbs of Silkie.
2.Fill living room, dining room, bedroom and kitchen with boxes of wool. Stumble over boxes for 4 weeks.
3.*Skein yarn until shoulders hurt. Repeat from *.
4. Take 6 boxes of wool to UPS store in Less Rural. Clerk is so stunned when I tell her they're full of wool, that she opens one to see for herself.
5.Drive 599 miles to Tacoma in 2 days ignoring the Mapquest directions to start on Forest Service Road 9847-McInnis Creek, which I know for a fact to be buried under about 10 feet of snow. Wonder why old logging roads are even in the Mapquest database. Hate 5 lanes of Seattle traffic in pouring rain.
6. Have a great time at Madrona and wonder if I can make my house look like the hotel. Ship 9 boxes of wool to Stitches West.
7. Drive to Portland to pick up more wool.
8. Drive 2 days back home.
9. Dye for 4 days, throwing paper plates and bread toward the children at semi-regular intervals. Stop eating.
10.Send children to relatives', load car and drive 3 days to Santa Clara via Grants Pass where I picked up more wool.
11. Had a great time at Stitches West.
12. Shipped 12 boxes of wool home.
13. Loaded car and drove to Grants Pass. Dropped off some wool and picked up 3 rabbits.
14. Car broke down in Portland about 2 miles from the dealership where I bought it in 2000. Handed service guy all of the cash from Stitches West. Did not cry. Bought books at Powells and iced tea from Starbucks. Thought "easy come, easy go" and laughed maniacally.
15.Drove to Boise and dropped off 2 rabbits.
16. Fell into bed in Jerome, Idaho.
17. Drove to West Yellowstone and had coffee with my dad.
18.Drove to Three Forks and dropped off last rabbit.
19. Drove to Toston and spent the night with my mom and stepdad.
20. Drove home.
21. Stumbled over 12 boxes of wool stacked 3 high on the back porch, collected the children, fed them and have been sleeping, more or less, since then.
Today: Discovered the merchant account processor has taken 33% of my net sales as fees. Vow to commit murder after I have a nap.
Pictures and proper posts later.